2. The worry worry machine: all you need is your wonderful taunting abilities. When it’s a month or two before April fool’s, Start saying: “It’s almost April fools and I have something REALLY good for you!” In a sneaky tone and grin thoughtfully. Say this every day and when it’s April Fool’s, don’t do anything.

3. The sneaky questionnaire: All you need is the ability to speak and and a very confident victim. Say you are going to give them four questions, and that they have to say the incorrect answer to all four to win. First question: make it real easy, like, Are you a boy? Boys would say no and girls would say yes. If they say otherwise, they’ve lost already. Second question: also real easy. Like, Is that a wall? and point to a wall. They say no. If they say yes, they lose already. Third question’s real easy again. Like, is there wood in this house? Normally, they’d spot something wooden and say no. if they say yes, they lose. Fourth question: This is where you actually trick the person. Say, “That’s three questions I’ve said now, right?” and then they’ll say yes which is the correct answer. They lose!

Think these are stupid and want more? I’ve got a whole book of ‘em. Think you’ve got a brilliant one and want to add it? comment and I’ll edit it if I like it.