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Jan
27

NO I AM NOT ABANDONING MY ONE AND ONLY BLOG. For a while i just kinda… forgot. Anyway, I got my iPod Touch. It’s so awesome and shweet (intentionally misspelled) except it locks up and freezes a lot, along with the glitch where you charge it all night, unplug it with full battery, and the next time you use it it has no battery. So… if you wanna know more about my iPod Touch then just comment. TOOTS WILL ALWAYS BE CUUUUUTE!!!

May
07

Hey guys guess vvhat? I’m doing a research project about Russia so if you find anything interesting tell me. B4N!

Apr
21

As you all know, I am a web surfer. I have to do it in order to keep this web site running. I have to! And  if all I did was surf, and didn’t post about it, then this site would be the second worst site in the world. The awesome site I found is #1 world-worst web site. And they TRY to be the world’s worst site. They’re trying to demonstrate what NOT to do when building a site. I know, I have some of the stuff they say not to do, but I JUST FOUND THE SITE TODAY and that’s why I don’t have the things they say to have. I’ll edit it. Keep your cool. Here’s the world’s worst site. That poke the penguin game is pretty funny. He does different things each time, so it’s not as funny if you only do it one time. I’ll create a link to contact me, and do a lot of changes to the site but the only thing that stays is the appearance. I love my background. It is so awesome. Anyway, enjoy the site!

Apr
19

There are these two handheld thingies and I want the iTouch because Justin has one and it’s really really really really really really really really really really cool. But dad wants me to get the Nokia doohickey because it’s less expensive and he doesn’t know if it’s a touch-screen or not and it’s sooo boring. You should look at why I want the iTouch. Whoops. Forgot the h in iTouch. Oh, well. iTouch wins!!

Apr
17

Diabetes is a very deadly disease that disables the ability to walk… I’m pretty sure. Anyway, The whole fourth grade did a walk for about five miles today. Well, some of the people are slowpokes and can’t get their behind up and running. They do about two miles. Anyway, you can see we get a good long hour or so to walk and chat. This is HEAVEN to me, as long as it avoids that cramped old room with my grouchy teacher. I mean, why be inside with 20 other people studying history when it’s the best day ever outside? The only thing bad today is that I got a leg cramp playing soccer. Anyway, Erick’s mom got me a double stack from wendy’s, (those fries were GOOD!) and that’s about it. None of you would be interested in what I learned today. just some algerbra, stuff about slaves, and life cycles. Spelling, too. PLZ PLZ PLZ COMMENT.

Mar
31

1. The cereal box switcharoo: All you need is two different cereal boxes. Switch the bags so corn flakes have cheerios, and cheerios have corn flakes. (These two cereals were only used for example. Any two will work as long as they’re different.) That way, when the victim picks his favorite cereal of cheerios that lower your cholesterol, he gets those disgusting corn flakes! >=P

2. The worry worry machine: all you need is your wonderful taunting abilities. When it’s a month or two before April fool’s, Start saying: “It’s almost April fools and I have something REALLY good for you!” In a sneaky tone and grin thoughtfully. Say this every day and when it’s April Fool’s, don’t do anything. ;)

3. The sneaky questionnaire: All you need is the ability to speak and and a very confident victim. Say you are going to give them four questions, and that they have to say the incorrect answer to all four to win. First question: make it real easy, like, Are you a boy? Boys would say no and girls would say yes. If they say otherwise, they’ve lost already. Second question: also real easy. Like, Is that a wall? and point to a wall. They say no. If they say yes, they lose already. Third question’s real easy again. Like, is there wood in this house? Normally, they’d spot something wooden and say no. if they say yes, they lose. Fourth question: This is where you actually trick the person. Say, “That’s three questions I’ve said now, right?” and then they’ll say yes which is the correct answer. They lose!

Think these are stupid and want more? I’ve got a whole book of ‘em. Think you’ve got a brilliant one and want to add it? comment and I’ll edit it if I like it.

Mar
31

Stop cheating, Carson. Or else I’ll give your identity away. I know how I got 76 views once and 136 another. I know how. I’m not gonna give you a corn cake if you don’t stop.Why do I want you to stop?  I want to see how many people are actually looking at the site. Not how many times you just went back and forth between my site and something else. You’ve messed up my lil’ stats chart so it looks like nobody’s on except for when you’re cheating. You’re just a complete bother altogether. >=(  That’s Mr.Grumpy / me. >=( >=( >=(

Mar
29

Bits is laptops, cables, computers, etc. Atoms is paper, notebooks, desks, etc. Printers, for example, are things that turn bits into atoms. Right? Well, scanners are the opposite. They turn atoms into bits. If you don’t know what scanners are, they’re things that you put paper in to make it pop up on the screen. Anyway, I was wrong about the “turning into” stuff. They just duplicate things to make them the other thing. I’m talking to dad about who should get which job (Remember that midwestwebsense.com thing? He makes us work for that. I am not that happy about my job, but I’m getting to like it. Justin and I both want to be the project manager.) He says I’ll get to be the “Bits Manager” and Justin will be the “Atoms Manager”. This means I get to work tech., and Justin works with old-fashioned stuff. I don’t find a problem with pencil and paper, but I just prefer computers. Man, this post is probably the longest I’ve done. Anyway, I left more questions than answers, so just PLEASE comment.

Mar
27

Myyyyy, myyyyy, Miss American Pie… American Pie by Don Mclean is a really good song. You should listen to it. … Them good ol’ boys, drinkin’ whisky and rye, Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die…

Mar
27

Confidentiality is when you trust a site or program or something like that, like iChat for example. Some programs, like jabber, can read everything you say. So if you’re on Confidentiality’s side, then you  trust the people not to read the stuff. Availability is where you’re pessimistic and know that the guys are trustworthy  now, but are cautious that the site or program could be bought by some evil company or person and they take all your data and stalk you and stuff like that. My dad told me to post something about this (again). I’m on Availability’s side. Dad is playing guitar… well, used to be. He’s going wee now. He’s a really good guitar player and that’s why I’m learning guitar from him. He also doesn’t charge me for lessons.

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